Heal the Earf!
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Care for Pioneertown!
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Heal the Earf! 〰️ Care for Pioneertown! 〰️
PIONEERTOWN’S
TINY INAUGURATION!
There’s a new Mayor in town and he’s TINY! Chef’s Inauguration hoedown was filled to the brim with fun, fwendship, and…a one-mile-in rescue by the half-marathon crew to save Tiny Chef? Click through the slideshow to see more of the festivities!
Thank you for celebrating Chef during his Inauguration - we can’t wait to see what TINY initiatives with BIG heart he brings to Pioneertown!
Chef was preparing to step into the Ceremonial boots on March 21st as Pioneertown’s newest Mayor. But no Inauguration is complete without the perfect outfit! Would you believe that Chef ALMOST didn’t have anything to wear…
But his blavorit designer, Mish Cawol, came to the rescue and designed the PLERFECT Nudie suit of Cheffy’s cowboy dweams!
After a few agua frescas, Chef was ready to slip into something comfortable (his custom Nudie’s suit, blof course) and join the festivities!
Fwends came from all over to celebrate Pioneertown’s newest and tiniest Mayor, Chef got some desert shopping under his belt buckle at the incredible vendors on Mane Street (like artist Jessie Keylon who will be dropping customer Cheffy artwork online this April!), and had a rowdy good time with the Tiny Team and all his fwends in Pioneertown.
Cheers to the next year of Cheffy as Mayor of Pioneertown!
Thanks to you,
Tiny Chef WON THE ELECTION and is now serving as Pioneertown’s Ceremonial Mayor for 2026!
But wait: he also lubs all of the other candidates who ran, and knows it’s too big a job for one tiny Chef… that’s why Chef has announced he will be Co-Mayor with Sam and be working closely with Donkey Hote and Maple as part of his cabinet.
Chef couldn’t have done it without each and every one of your votes.
TINY CHEF’S OFFICIAL
MAYORAL ACCEPTANCE SPEECH
Pwease blenjoy Chef’s not-so-tiny acceptance speech given the week of his Inauguration.
Want to celebrate Pioneertown’s newest Mayor? Download, print, and color our blamazing DIY poster from our talented fwend Emily Carlin.
Send us a picture, hang it on a streetblamp, or just put it on your fridge to show your support!
TINY CHEF’S PLATFORM
“Nothin’ Tew Tiny Fo Me!”
Ash a Tiny Chef, Bly got Big Dweams for Plioneertown. Blin my time hewe, Bly haf met blamazing new fwends, blincwedible formow Mayors, bland a bunch of weally lubly tumbleweeds. My pwomise ish showrt bland shweet: Shpwead lub and kiwndness. Bland jusht how am Bly going to dew dat, yew might ashk?
Blallow me to ewabowate… just cwick the Phases bewow fo detales.
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“Dis is dat shimple, da Earf is owr home bland our fwend. To fulfill dish campaign pwomise, Bly haf pawtnered wif my fwends at da Cawifownia Blacademy of Schinces in San Fwansisco with exhibits dat focus on conservashun, shustainability, and how tiny changes can make a blig diffowence. Bland dewe’s nofing wike cawing fo yowr home wight on yowr doorshtep. My neww home in da deshewrt ish filled wif beauty bland magic. Take for inshtanch, Da Joshuwa Twee. Dese incwedible succuwent pwants can live up to 300 yoews! Can yewww bewieve dat?! Sho itsh my blishion to make da nexht 300 yeows for da Joshuwa Twees in Plioneertown ones day can blenjoy, fankyew.”
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“My blamazing neighborsh in Plioneertown haf blelcomed me blinto my new home wif open awrms. If ewected Mayow, Bly will owe sho much of my victowy, bland all of my campaign pwomishes to dem. It ish my honorw to cawr for da town which hash alweady given me sho much bland sho a powshun of evwy Mayowal Merch plurchase fwum my campaign will go diwectly to shupporwting Plioneertown’s commuwnity, fankyew.”
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“Shnow-cowns make blevwyone happy bland dat ish why Bly am gwad to blannounce dat Bashel will be handlwing distrwibushun of daiwy shno-cowns. Sho pwease contact hewr fo da details. But onwy aftow Bly wet hewr kno ablout dis, fankyew. “
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Blirst of all, dey’re not my competishun, but my fwends… bland each and evwy won of dem haf somefing blamazing to contwibute to Plioneertown!
Bly wud wike all da othow candidates to have a wole in dis cabinet. Dey are a blajor pawrt of wut makes Pioneertown sho Speshow bland Bly just LUB gettin’ to know dem!
Bly can’t wait tewww learn fwum dem and see wut big dweams we plan togethow fo my fwends of Pioneertown. Blokay, Fank yew evwyblody!
TINY CHEF ‘26:
GENERAL STORE
Want to support Chef’s Mayorship and Pioneertown at the same time?
It’s not too late to grab official TINY CHEF ‘26 CAMPAIGN MERCH! Just check out the selection below, and grab something to show the world you helped “put a little character into politics!” A portion of all proceeds from Chef’s Mayoral merch will be used to support his campaign initiatives, in cooperation with the amazing folks at Friends of Pioneertown.