Heal the Earf!
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Care for Pioneertown!
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Heal the Earf! 〰️ Care for Pioneertown! 〰️
Cast your vote now in the
Pioneertown Mayoral Election for 2026!
Chef would lub your vote, but he also lubs all of the other candidates running, like Sam, and Donkey Hote, and Maple, and Harry, and Green House… so pwease vote for whoever you want before December 31, 2025!
On this page, you can also see photos from the campaign trail, sign up for campaign updates, download a coloring page to help Chef’s campaign, and read all about Chef’s plans if he wins the election!
Want to help Chef’s campaign? Download, print, and color our blamazing DIY campaign poster. from our talented fwend Emily Carlin. Send us a picture, hang it on a streetblamp, or just put it on your fridge. It all helps!
TINY CHEF’S CAMPAIGN PLATFORM
“Nothin’ Tew Tiny Fo Me!”
“Ash a Tiny Chef, Bly got Big Dweams for Plioneertown. Blin my time hewe, Bly haf met blamazing new fwends, blincwedible formow Mayors, bland a bunch of weally lubly tumbleweeds. My campaygn pwomise ish showrt bland shweet: Shpwead lub and kiwndness. Bland jusht how am Bly going to dew dat, yew might ashk?”
Blallow me to ewabowate… just cwick the Phases bewow fo detales.
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“Dis is dat shimple, da Earf is owr home bland our fwend. To fulfill dish campaign pwomise, Bly haf pawtnered wif my fwends at da Cawifownia Blacademy of Schinces in San Fwansisco with exhibits dat focus on conservashun, shustainability, and how tiny changes can make a blig diffowence. Bland dewe’s nofing wike cawing fo yowr home wight on yowr doorshtep. My neww home in da deshewrt ish filled wif beauty bland magic. Take for inshtanch, Da Joshuwa Twee. Dese incwedible succuwent pwants can live up to 300 yoews! Can yewww bewieve dat?! Sho itsh my blishion to make da nexht 300 yeows for da Joshuwa Twees in Plioneertown ones day can blenjoy, fankyew.”
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“My blamazing neighborsh in Plioneertown haf blelcomed me blinto my new home wif open awrms. If ewected Mayow, Bly will owe sho much of my victowy, bland all of my campaign pwomishes to dem. It ish my honorw to cawr for da town which hash alweady given me sho much bland sho a powshun of evwy Mayowal Merch plurchase fwum my campaign will go diwectly to shupporwting Plioneertown’s commuwnity, fankyew.”
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“Shnow-cowns make blevwyone happy bland dat ish why Bly am gwad to blannounce dat Bashel will be handlwing distrwibushun of daiwy shno-cowns. Sho pwease contact hewr fo da details. But onwy aftow Bly wet hewr kno ablout dis, fankyew. “
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“Blirst of all, deyre not my competishun, but my fwends. Bland each and evwy won of dem haf somefing blamazing to contwibute to Plioneertown. Bly wud wike blevwywon tew haf a wot of votes, sho pwease conshidow cashting yewr vote fo one of my othow fwends who are wunning, fankyew. Jusht get out dewe bland vote, evwyblody!”
Blokay sho dish ish my Fowr Phase Campaygn Pwatfowm fo shpweading lub bland kiwdness dat Bly came up wif all by myshelf, fankyeww for weading.
Bland down’t fowget pwease, Guac Da Vote!
CAMPAIGN GENERAL STORE
Want to support Chef’s campaign and Pioneertown at the same time?
Check out the TINY CHEF ‘26 official campaign merch below, and grab something to show the world you’re ready to “put a little character into politics!” A portion of all proceeds from Chef’s campaign merch will be used to support his campaign initiatives for Pioneertown.*
*Not the free sno-cones. Bashel doesn’t actually live in Pioneertown. But Chef’s campaign will donate part of all campaign proceeds to efforts to improve life in Pioneertown, CA!