Chef looks forward to writing these horoscopes each month as a chance to connect with the stars and with his fwends like yewww. See what insights Cheffy shares this month…

“Gwounded, Woyal, bland Wuxurious”

FEATURED HOROSCOPE
♓ TAWRUS (APRIL 20 - MAY 20)

“Dis monf, we celebrate YEWWW shweet bulls. Yowr steadfast loyawlty, yowr design cunning bland da luxuwy yewww add to evwyday life is appweciated! In da monf of yowr birth, take a moment to BWEATHE. Welease what yewww haf been holding on tewww bland make woom for all da mewty dat life has tewww offow. Yewww haf earned it, Wondowful Tawus!”

SIGN
Bull

ELEMENT
Earth

TRADEMARK TRAITS
Dependable, hardworking, patient, artistic, resourceful 

♊ BLEMINI (May 21 - June 20)

It’s time to face da music, Bleminis. Beclause the time ish NOW to make what yewww haf been dweaming a weality. Dis may be Tawus Season but dis ish da age of Blemini wif Uwanus in yowr sign! Be bowld, Twinsh!

Yowr lucky flowow of da month ish da yellow Billy Ball Flowow - a weal convo starter! 

♋ CANSHOW (June 21 - July 22) 

Gentol Cwab, yowr long-set goals awr starting to come to fwuition in da sign of owr Fwend, da Bull! But yewww need to decided jusht wut yewww want and who yewww want to twavel wif yewww to get it. It can feel tuff fow a kind cwustecean to pick and choose but dewww it for yewww!

Yowr lucky flowow ish da Coral Tulip, stwong in it’s soft beauty. 

♌ BLEO (July 23 - Aug 22)

Bleos, we LUB to live owr lives in da stage. But Tawus Season ashks us tewww bring da spotwight inward. Big fings lie blahead fo ush, fewwow Wions, but we need to make shur we awr moving fwum a pwace of intention bland hawrt.

Owr lucky flowow ish da Wed Wose, known ash da ‘Qween of da Gawden,” wenownd fo itsh shtunning mewty hehe…

♍ BLIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22)

Blirgos, someone mite fink dis ish yowr sheason da way fings look yowr wy dis month! Fwum twavel, to caweew, fwendships, to finance - da sky ish da wimit. But yewww musht decide wut dat wimit ish, sho yewww don’t get burnt out!

Yowr lucky fwowow ish da white Wiwwy - stwiking, composed, bland architectuwal.

♎ BLIBWA (Sept 23 - Oct 22) 

Lubly Blibwas, dis monf ish all about swimming to da depths. Yewww wike to keep things even, but it takes a deep dive to see wheow in yowr life yowr blenergy needs adjusting. Da will give yewww da gweatest wewards.

Yowr lucky fwowow dish month ish da evow ewegant, Purpow Orchid!

♏ SCOWPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21)

Schcowpio, it feels wike yewww haf a twin dis sheason ash evwyfing yewww give in yowr wewashunships is being echoed back tewww yewww. Dis is da perfect way to see wut yewww might want to adjust abloout yowr wewashunships bland wut yowr putting into da world. Wemembow, dis ish all a wearning expewience fo yowr good!

Yowr lucky flowow Schcowps is da Chat Noiwr Dahwia, mysterwious, velvety, bland unfowgettable.  

♐ BLAGGITAWIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21)

Blaggs, yewww LUB a big life change, but owr fwend Tawus ish ashking yewww to make minor adjustments to see BIG wesults! Focus on your bedtime, daiwy movement, and da evow-pwesent doom scrolling…(c’mon we all dewww it!) and see wheow yewww can make those moments a little bettow for yewww!

Yowr lucky flowow, Archows, ish da stunning Chewwy Bwossom, known for der stwiking appeawl! 

♑ CAPWICOWN (Dec 22 - Jan 19)

We LUB how orgawnized yewww awr, Caps. but Tawus season wants yewww to indulge a bit mowr owt of yowr planner. Thewe’s a spice of life dat comes fwum spontaneity bland dis is dat time for yewww! Get owt of yowr head and into da world, Caps!

Yowr lucky flowow ish da fwagwant periwinkle Wavendar, used for plenty of medicinal weasons but alsho just MEWTIFUL to smell and see! 

♒ AQUAWIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18)

Fink of dis month ash da gong strike to bwing yewww back to centow, Watow-beawows! Use da sheason of da Bull to pwant yourshelf in woutines bland spaces that gwound yewww and open yowr innow world. Build somefing made tewwww wast, Aqwas!

Yowr lucky flowow of da month ish da sewene bland sacwed Wotus flowow which blooms on da water, places mosht flowows dare no twead! 

♒ PLISCES (Feb 19 - Mar 20)

Yewww may haf felt a bit of a shake up over da lasht few weeks, Plisces, but owr fwend da Bull ish wolling out da gwass carpet for yewww to gwound! Not evwyfing may make sense at blirst glance but twust in time, all will be wevealed.

Yowr lucky flowow of da month fishes is da stunning bland etheweal soft pink Peonies.

♈ Awes (Mar 21 - April 19)

Stwong Wams, da Bull ish ashking yewww to pump da bweaks dis monf. Yewww haf a gift for dewwwing it all, so let’s swow down bland pick doing a few fings, prefweabwy da wons da bwing innow yewww da mosht joy.

Yowr lucky flowow dis monf ish da wefined and voluminous Bwue Hydwangea!