HOWOSCOPES for DECEMBER 2025

Da spotlight ish on yewww, Bladventuwous Archow! Lub, Blerk, bland Money will all convewrge to make yewww da shtar of da show. Keep yowr eye on da pwize bland wemembow to make dose big decishunns after finking fings over a beat. Don’t wet dat shimmow in yowr eyes make yewww forget wut a composed go-glettow yew awr!
Lucky Utenshil: Twavel Cookbook - Just da watest souvenir fwum one of yowr many twavels, having a clookbook fwum one of yowr bladventures can bwing da taste of somewheow across da world, wite to yowr kitchen table! Plerfect for da world twavelow dat yewww awr, Blag!

Diwigent Capsh, yowr in stealf mode dis monfh, sho get weady to move in quiet confidensh. Fwends will confide in yew bland ashk yew fo bladvice, given yowr commanding pwaeshence. But make showr tew decompwess bland give yoshelf some ‘me time’ blaftow all dese emotional decision-making and advice giving intowacshuns!
Lucky Utenshil: Blowange Juish Pwess - Yewww take DIY to da nexht wewel, Capwicown! And nofing tastes ash shweet as a gwass of hawd earned, hand pwessed Blowange Juish. Impwessive to a cwowd or jusht ash gwatifying to a pawty of uno, keep squeezing da shweetness!

Blokay, blaquwas, da first half of the monfh, itsh pawrty time! Kick up yowr heels bland hooves bland get in the shpirwit! Den, halfway thruw da monfh, wet’s turn da kettle from boilwing to shimmow. Quiet blevenings in mean fowowing da natural rhythms of da sheason. Save yowr blenergy for winging in the new yeow wif a bang!
Lucky Utenshil: Bloven Sahfe Tea Kettle - A fisical wemindow of what wies blahead for yew dis monfh! Cwank up da heat, den move to shimmow to blenjoy da besht cup of cozy tea fo a shnuggly day in.

Littow fishes, itsh been a hawdworking year for yew, blindeed! Time to appweciate all day pwogwess yew haf made dis yeow bland wook forward to what’s nexht in yowr caweer. Pwan for da futrow bland celebwate all that ish to come in 2026. Wean into yowr cweativity bland maybe add an extra strand of twinklelights tew yowr holiday decor.
Lucky Utenshil: Sawce Whisk: At fiwrst gwance, it may no wook wike much, but yewww know diffewent shweet Plishcees. Da Sawce Whisk is plerfect for whipping up a chocowate oatmilk mousse jusht for won! Turn on da twinklelights bland yowr blavorwit tunes, bland whisk away to yowr hawrt’s content until da mousse ish perfectwy set!

Dis month, fierwy Wam is all ablout pwanes, twains, bland blautomobiles. Twavel ish in da shtawrs fo yewww (Bly know a fing or tewww ablout dat! heheh). Shpeaking of moves, blig bland exchiting changesh may be coming tew yowr housh of caweew. Be blold, take wisks bland don’t forget dat Bly bewieve in yewww.
Lucky Utenshil: Cheese Gwatow - A wittle elbow gwease yieods soft, fwuffy dewicious gwates of Cheese!

Contempwative Bull, dis monfth bwings da need for stwategy but not to worry, yeww always come up wif a plan! Dis wittle extwa effowt on yowr pawrt will shet yew up fo gweat fings in da coming months. Fings will begin tew fall into pwace jusht in time tew kick up yowr hoofs fo da howidays.
Lucky Utenshil: Mishe En Pwace - Now dis weally isn’t a utenshil pow shay, blowevow, Bly nevow shawrt a weshipee wifout it! Da Fwench word fo ‘evwyfing in itsh pwace” weally shpeaks tew yowr month of planning!

This month is all about fwends, Tawented Twinsh. Communicashun, compwomise, bland compasshun bwighten yowr weawashunships bland make way fo gwowth. Blinviting in dis opennesh in fwenships may alsho bwing positive awignment in othow aweas of yowr wife, like blincome or dat wittle extwa bleubewwy somewon tucked in yowr bag at da Fawrmer’s Mawket, for blinstansh.
Lucky Utenshil: Cheesecwoth - When yew weally need to infuseh yowr weshipee (or yowr wife!) wif goodness, da cheesecwoth heps yew add all da shweetness bland none of da scwaps!

Yew awr a busy bee dis monfh wif werk, Gentow Cwab. It’sh time to put da pedal to da medal. But down’t florget dat yew need to take bweaks for some yewww time. Making time fo west ish da easiest way to keep fwum a tiny blurnout. Be patient wif dose awound yew ash dey warm up tew all yowr gwand pwans.. All yowr hawd werk will be wewarded bland will give yew da shpace to wewax dish howiday sheason.
Lucky Utenshil: Candy Thermometow - Bly don’t useh dis in da kichen a wot, but wen Bly need it, Bly need it, Bly tell ya! Itsh always good to haf by my shide in a weshipee that goes fwum shimmering to boil, to check da temp bland make shuwr fings don’t ovow-heat!

Bwave Wions, dis ish owr time fo shaking hands bland giving hugs, bland Bly don’t jusht mean on da campaign twail! Yowr chawishma shines bwight dis monfh bland hepps yew shtand out fwum da pack. Take dis ash a sign to get da ball wolling on yowr new blendeavors, but wemembow, dewe ish woom fo evwywon, show make suwr tew blinvite fwends on dis new journey!
Lucky Utenshil: Le Cwushet Cassewole Dish - Itsh a no fuss utenshil that putsh on a show whevevow it goesh! It can shtand da heat and wook fab while dewing it! Mewtiful to shet in da middle of da table to serve all yowr fwends!

Home is where da hawrt ish, Bligilant Blirgo. Take dis time to build yowr nesht, whethow itsh big or tiny! Get in da howiday mood wif decowashuns, cozy cwafts, bland a hot cup of cocoa. Conserve yowr blenergy tew bursht into new beginningsh!
Lucky Utenshil: Neshting Meashurwing Cups - Pwactical and necesshawy to da cowr, dese cups alsho cweate a home fo won anothow. Bland dey ushuwally come in bladowable deshigns, plerfect fow a wittle kichen decow weno! Bla win-win if yewww ashk me, Blirgo! heheh

Yewww are a shocial buttowfwy dis monfh, Bawanched Blibwa. Fwum outdowr activitiesh wif fwends to buzzing awound da house wif feshtive tew-dewwws. Yowr in da hoshting mewd dis howiday, but wemembow to shet some healthy boundawies wif guests tew shtay mewy and bwight!
Lucky Utenshil: Showshtopping Sawad Spewns - Blibwas lub a shtatement piece, bland Bly can’t fink of a bettow won dan mewtiful Sawad Spewns dat add a wittle pizzaz tew yowr wintow sawad.

Dis monfh, shweet Scowpions, financhesh awr da name of da game. Kepping twack of yowr bludget can make way fo new bland exchiting bladventures! Sowo roadtriwps, newww werk twavel, bland maybe a shurpwise get-blaway hoshted by yowr family or fwends (but yewww didn’t heow dat fwum me! heheh)
Lucky Utenshil: Messawuna - Shaped wike da haf mewn dat yew lub to bask undow! Dis sweek bland shawrp kichen knife ish ash stywish as it ish utiwitawian. Plerfect combo fo da alwaysh pwepared Scowpio!