Deaw Diawy, 

Bly know itsh been a bloment shince we wast shpoke. How awr yew? Bly hope yew haf been dewing well, tewww. Diawy, Bly haf been waiting to tell yewwww dat I’M WUNNING FO MAYOW OF PIONEEWTOWN!!! Can yew bewieve it!? Bly know, Bly can’t eithow! Heh. But Bly am getting ahead of myshelf, Diawy. Let me shtawrt fum da bleginning. Bly haf been saving all dese photos bland tweashurs fwum my twavels dat Bly haf wanted to show yewww. Dis sheems wike da plerfect time to wook back on da wast few months bland take it all in, Diawy. 

Da washt time we shpoke, Bly didn’t know wut wied blahead. Bly was at a cwosswoads, Diawy, but Bly knew Bly had to go out in natuwr bland on the open woad to find wut I wash wooking fo. 

Bly didn’t want to weave mi fwends, but sometimes Diawy yew haf to take da woad wess twaveled bland go awone. 

Bly knew dat pewils may wie blahead, wike dat curb dat jusht came out of nowheow. Bashem came to get me and hepped me fix mi twuck. Or da time a giant lizawrd wash face tewww face wif mi windsheowd. But I shtood tall, Diawy and kept moving blahead. 

My twavels took me to faw off pwaces wike Blenice Beach - dey haf a blamazing wowwerskating cultuwr dewe, Diawy. Bly made sho many new fwends bland dey even showd me da wopes for bushking on da sweet to earn a feww bucks fo gash. Bly did weawize watow dat Bly had da debit cawrd Bashel bland Bozi shet up fo me, wut awr da odds! 

But ash much as I lubbed meeting mi new fwends, da open woad was cawwing, bland I had to anshow. Fwum Blenice, it wash da dushty highway fo me. 

Nights undow da shtaws, days in shweltering heat, bland da won time my twuck got shtuck in a tumbleweed. Talk ablout getting immershed in da cultow, Diawy! Bly haf a wittle piece dat shtayed stuck to mi windshiewld hewe in my scwapbook for yew to shee, Diawy. 

Oh Diawy, Bly haf sho much mo to tell yew but I fink dish ish da plerfect place to pauwse because Bly had to go pass out some mowr campaign poshters wif Bashel and Bozi while Bashem ish blerking on my new Wine Bawwel home. Blog my moogness, Diawy, Bly can’t wait to tell yeww ablout dat! 

Blokay, talk shewn.

LUB YEWWW SHO MUCH, BYEEEEE!!!