Chef’s been busy the last few months, starting with his soul-searching road trip through California and down to Mexico… a road that eventually led him to Pioneertown and his decision to run for Mayor. He asked us to share this Diawy Entwy that he wrote during this travels.
Deaw Diawy,
Blas Bly wash shayin’, dewe Bly wash, twaveling down da dushty highway. Da wind in mi shails, bland conshequence to da bweeze. Da woad blahead sheemed endwess. Dat ish bluntil Bly got a cawl fwum my besht buddy Bashem. And Bashem ashked, “Hey buddy, wheow awr yewww?” Bland yewww kno wut Deaw Diawy, BLY HAD NO BLIDEA!? Bland I cudn’t bewieve it Deaw Diawy but Bly had accidentawy weft mi Dwivos Wicense in BOSH ANGEWES!
Sho Bly shtopped bland ashked da nicesht man wheow Bly was and wut was awound me. Bland yewww wuldn’t bewieve it Deaw Diawy but I wash in Mewtiful México! Bly alwaysh wanted tewww go tewww México but itsh way certainwy a shurpwise to me! Sho aftow tewwing Bashem where Bly was bland fanking da genewous gentlwman who gav me diwecshuns, my Méxican bladventure began!
Blirst Dear Diawy I twaveled to da BLAMAZING CABO SHAN WUCAS! Bly shwam in da spawrkling blocean, By twied incwebidle herbivowre cuishine. Bland I even got a pink cowboy hat, jusht my shize! Bly met sho many wonderful Mawiachi muschicans dat put a pep in mi shtep bland got mi toes a tappin’. Bland da food was jusht tewww good, Deaw Diawy, Bly kept comin back fo mowr!
Shomefing cwicked fo me while Bly was in México, Deaw Diawy. Bly felt wike Bly had finawy got mi shpawrk back. Bly wanted to shing blagain, Bly wanted to dancesh blagain, Bly wanted to cook, blagain.
Bly met sho many incwedible fwends who showed me dewr famiwy weshipees, how to make da perfect salsha, bland Bly got an exhpert wesson in chooshing da besht gweend pepows. Mi hawrt wash da fuwwest itsh been in a wong time, Deaw Diawry. Da people and fwends of México awr shome of da mosht mewtiful fwends Bly had evow met.
Bly took a bweak fwum Shnocones bland shatwted cooking dewicious tacos fwum mi twuck. Bly lobbed evwy minute of it, Deaw Diawy. Bly even took my tuwrn at shining Mawiachi wike mi new fwends had tawt me. Incwedible dat Mawiachi mushic ish, Bly tell ya. Hits stwaight to da hawrt.
Bly hated to weave mi incwedible fwends in México, but I hope to shee dem all blagain shoon. Bly knew dat da woad wash blindeed cawwing blagain, Deaw Diawy, bland Bly musht anshow…
