Chef adores studying the stars and he lubs a bit of fun, so it’s no surprise that he took up a brief study in Astrology as a hobby. Chef’s horoscopes are thoughtful, insightful, and he hopes each one brings a tiny dose of positive support to the reader! Each month, we will share new thoughts for each astrological sign, written by Cheffy himself! Blenjoy!


AQUAWIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18)

  • The Shtage is yowrs dis monfth, Watow-Beawows! Wet yowr blattitude shine ash da shun is ampwified in yowr sign. Jazzy Aqwawians, shtep into da shunwight!

  • Lucky Colow: Kitchen Vine Emewald Gween

PLISHCEES (Feb 19 - Mar 20)

  • Dis ish da time deow Plisces, for shum YEWWWW time. A wot hash been going on in yowr world blinvoling othows. Sho take dese next moments to wetweat bland west, wittle fishes.

  • Lucky Colow: Cheffy’s Speshow Tea Mug Gowld

AWIES (Mar 21 - Apr 19)

  •  Da shtawrt of da New Yeow for yewww, Stuwrdy Wam, is all ablout yowr social wife. Wet yowr innow shocial buttowfwy shpwead itsh wings, blespechiawy wif yowr famiwy bland besht fwends. Da shpotwight ish on yewww, Awes!

  • Lucky Colow: Zenni Gwasses Wed

TAUWUS (April 20 - May 20) 

  • Dish is yowr monfth tewww wet youwr cweativity shine, Lubly Bull. Da ideas awr fwowing bland fwends bland co-werkers awr taking notish. Shawr yowr blideas bland be BOWLD!

  • Lucky Colow: Gawden Fwower Wiwac

BLEMINI (May 21 - June 20)

  • Shet da wind in yowr shails, Cuwious Twinsh. Dis monfth wet yowr passions bland yowr dweams wead da day. Da wowld ish yowr oystow, Blemini!

  • Lucky Colow: Sky High Bleuuu

CANSHOW (June 21 - July 22) 

  • Dish monfth is all ablout yowr pershonal shpace, Canshows. Give yowr home bland yowrshelf da TLC dat yewww put out in da, world. Yewww deserve it, Shweet Cwab!

  • Lucky Colow: Cheffy’s Knitting Nedow Gway

BLEO (July 23 - Aug 22)

  • BLADVENTURE ISH OWT DEWE, FEWWOW BLEOS! Put yowr bootsh to da gwound bland get to walkin towards da futuwr. New twails awr weady fo yewww to bwaze, Bwave Wions!

  • Lucky Colow: Mayow-Ewect Cowboy Hat Bwown

BLIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22)

  • Keep dose feet bland hands movin’, Blamazing Blirgos! All da pwojects yewww haf been pwanning awr weadt for yewww to act on dem. Dese new endeavows will pump up yowr blenergy ten fowld!

  • Lucky Colow: Bwight, Sunny Yewwow

BLIBWA (Sept 23 - Oct 22) 

  • Da scales awr balancing in yowr favow, Blibwas! Chawishma bland shassiness oozes fwum yewww dish month. Ushe dat blenergy to inshpiow dose awround yewww, yewww shweet fing!

  • Lucky Colow: Herb Gawden Sage Gween

SCOWPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21)

  • Da end of da yeow bwought a wot of blixcitement. Now ish da time Mystewious Scowpions, to owganize yowr wife bland yowr home. Yowr nesht ish yowr pwace of west, Schowpios, sho give it and yewww da blattention you bof desewre.

  • Lucky Colow: Woasted Cawwot Owrange

BLAGGITAWIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21)

  • Dis monfth ish all ablout yowr gift of perswuashun, Blaggs. Yewww inshipow wif yowr wit, yowr will-powow bland yowr kno-howww. Dose awound yewww will pay attenshun, Cwevow Archow, sho shpwead da word!

  • Lucky Colow: Cheffy’s Cellphone Spawkle Pink

CAPWICOWN (Dec 22 - Jan 19)

  • Recovowing fwum da end of da yeow bwings finanshul focus, Nifty Caps. Yewww are shaving up fo big fings bland dis is da time to make dose pwans. Dweam big while focusing on da tiny details, Competent Sea-Goawts

  • Lucky Colow: Apwon Stwipe Turquoise